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Jamie Hewlett's comments (source: Q magazine, August 2001 issue)
"She's the mysterious one. All she ever says is, Noodle. Originally she was called Paula. She had greasy hair and bad teeth and was a bit of a slut. I like Noodle better than Paula!"

Paula Cracker was a former member of Gorillaz, who (like very few) moved on. She was 2-D's girlfriend at the time, but also a physcopath. Luckily, Murdoc helped 2-D get out of this situation with a few nasty comments and fake fights.

パラはやりもん。

Paula






~Pictures of Paula Cracker~
2D and Paula KISS Paula and 2D



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gorillazlover2-D paula 2 Saturday, 1:07 PM EDT by rapidninja42
Thread started: Nov 28 2011, 9:19 AM EST  Watch
She is notting but a slut!!! I wanna toss a brick at her head, and shoot out the rest of her brain.
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ilove2-D paula 4 Sep 18 2011, 4:14 PM EDT by imbored889
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i hate paula so much i wanna stab her and run her over!!!
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Lydie99 2D don't need a ***** as Paula: he loves Murdoc. 0 Jul 16 2011, 10:34 AM EDT by Lydie99
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2d did a mistake when he tooks Paula Cracker "probably drug addict in more" for girlfriend!
I know 2D, he need better than her: Noodle or Murdoc. He tries Noodle:friendly. He tries Murdoc: lovely!
Paula was crazy and ugly woman, Noodle is a normal girl "smart, sexy and nice", Murdoc is a nice man,in love to 2D, a little jealous, satanist, very smart, genius and tender with him. If you know these people, then you understand this. So, i tell thanks to Murdoc, because without him, Paula killed him with her drugs and her bad ideas. And more, she was a shadow to Gorillaz, she did must to leave the band. She was a *****, a ugly woman, a ***** and a lyer.
In the end, the other Gorillaz 's fans are the same opinion that me. I hope that 2D forget Paula to be happy with Murdoc Nicalls and i kiss them. Good bye and good luck.
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